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자주 묻는 질문. 우리에게 질문이 있습니다. 대답은 우리의 FAQ에서 찾을 수 있습니다. 무엇에 관한 것입니까? 우리는 외환 거래자들이 스스로를 돕는 것에 관한 모든 것을 다룹니다. 우리는 Pipsology의 학교를 우리 포럼의 외환 거래자들의 글로벌 커뮤니티처럼 가지고 있습니다. 경제 달력 및 forexpedia 그리고 마침내 시장 분석으로 끊임없이 업데이트되는 거래 블로그 무료로 모두 블로그를 시작할 수 있습니까? 블로그 섹션은 공개적으로 변경 될 수 없습니다. 우리는 우리 팀이 독자적인 kickass 작가 팀을 보유하고 있습니다. 블로그 섹션 한 자리가 열리면 우리는 분명히 알려 줄 것입니다. 혹시 혹시 혹시 꿈꾸는 남자를 찾아서 그것에 집중하기로 결정했거나, 아니면 Robopip이 다시 어느 행성으로 돌아갈 필요가 있을지도 모릅니다. 다른 언어로도 제공합니까? 아니요 아니요 어쨌든 아직은 아닙니다. 하지만 현재 스페인어, 포르투갈어 및 중국어를 비롯한 추가 언어로 Pipsology 학교를 번역하고 있습니다. 걱정할 필요가 없습니다. 다른 분야는 곧 번역 될 것입니다. 많은 시간과 노력이 필요하므로 인내심을 갖고 조정하십시오. 새로운 블로그 게시물에 대한 모바일 이메일 업데이트를 제공하십니까? 문자 메시지와 같은 직접 모바일 업데이트가 없지만 트위터, RSS 피드 및 이메일 구독을 통해 항상 구독 할 수 있습니다. 모바일에 푸시 알림을 설정할 수 있습니다. 외환을 배우고 싶습니다. 어떻게 외환 거래에 대해 배우기를 열망한다면, Pipsology의 학교로 초보자를 가르치기위한 우리 자신의 안내서 외국환 시장을 거래하는 방법 우리는 유치원에서 Forex의 기본을 가르치기 시작합니다. 거기에서부터 당신은 졸업식까지 더 복잡한 과목을 배울 것입니다. 모든 자습서, Pipology School에서 배우는 자신의 칭찬을 바탕으로 정기적으로 업데이트되는 블로그를 제공하며, 커뮤니티 포럼을 통해 다른 등록 회원, 우리의 Forex 외환 용어 및 정의의 pedia 및 계산기와 달력과 같은 여러 도구 어떻게 등록해야합니까? 가입과 그만큼의 이점 당신은 무엇을 얻습니까? 당신은 팀과 커뮤니티의 전체적인 awesomeness를 얻습니다. 구입할 것이 아니라 얻을 수있는 돈은 없습니다. Pipsology 의과 대학. PDF를 어디서 구할 수 있습니까? Pipsology의 School의 현재 및 최고 멋진 버전에는 인쇄 가능한 형식이나 전자 형식의 온라인 존재 만 있습니다. 자신을 위해 또는 배포를 위해 생각하기에 앞서, Pipsology의 학교는 우리가 정말로 열심히 연구 한 무언가라고 낙담하는 이유는 여기에 있습니다. 수많은 연구와 글쓰기가이 모든 것을 하나로 모으기 위해 쓰였습니다. 우리 웹 사이트에 가서 거기에서 읽는 것입니다. 결국, 무료입니다. PDF를 원합니다. 온라인에서 제공되는 현재 PDF를 확인하고 싶을 수도 있습니다. 인쇄 가능한 버전의 학교가 있습니까? We Wean wan 지구를 구하기 위해 녹색으로 가라. 나는 당신이 판매용 PDF를 가지고 있다고 들었다. 사실이 어디서 그것을 사는지 찾을 수 없다. 그것은 사실 이었었다. 우리는 판매용 PDF를 더 이상 제공하지 않으며, 우리는 그것을 판매하지 않았다. 2 년 지금은 항상 온라인 버전의 학교를 방문 할 수 있습니다. 무료입니다. Pipsology 학교 사본을 소지 할 수 있습니까? PDF Nope 죄송합니다. 학교에있는 퀴즈에 어떤 일이 일어 났습니까? 2010 년에 학교를 업그레이드 할 때 삭제했습니다. 퀴즈 문제가 변경 되었기 때문에 모든 새로운 내용을 반영하고 모든 것을 갖추 었는지 질문을 업데이트하는 이유는 무엇입니까? 학교가 나의 진도를 기억하지 못한다. 아, 이것은 브라우저 쿠키 문제처럼 들린다. 새로운 학교의 기억 기능은 실제로 사용자 계정에 묶이지 않고 컴퓨터 또는 더 구체적으로 웹 브라우저에 쿠키를 사용하도록 설정해야합니다 브라우저에서이 기능을 사용할 수 있습니다. 닫을 때 쿠키 삭제 보안상의 이유로 쿠키가 사용 가능하고 브라우저가 닫혀있을 때 쿠키가 삭제되지 않는지 확인하십시오. 보안이 중요하고 쿠키를 삭제하려는 경우 모든 브라우저가 특정 쿠키를 저장할 수있는 방법을 제공합니다 나머지 작업을 제거하는 동안이 작업을 수행하는 절차는 브라우저에 따라 다르지만 빠른 인터넷 검색을 사용하면 문제를 해결할 수 있습니다. 방금 Pipsology 학교를 마쳤을 때 우리에게 소리가 나지 않으면 어떻게해야할까요? Cowabunga System 그것은 당신 자신의 시스템을 만드는 방법의 예로서 우리 자신의 Pip Surfer에 의해 개발되었습니다. 심지어 매주 블로그를 위해 헌정되었습니다. 블로그는 지금 당분간 사용 가능합니다. 그러나 어떤 아주 이상한 이유가 있다면, 당신은 피할 수 없습니다. 그것을 들어 보셨을 것입니다, 우리의 포럼을 보시고 FAQ를 읽으시길 바랍니다. 2007 년부터 Cowabunga System을 다루었습니다. 우리 시스템이 당신 시스템의 공식화에 도움이되기를 바랍니다. 행운 관련 질문. 왜 내가 할 수있어. 우리는 당신이받은 오류 메시지, 귀하의 IP 주소, 특정 페이지에 액세스 할 수 없기 전에 무엇을하고 있었는지 등을 경험할 수있는 자세한 정보를 제공해야합니다. 이 정보는 더 빠르고 더 잘 도와 드릴 수 있습니다. 왜 내 계정을 활성화 할 수 없습니까? 가입 한 후 보낸 확인 링크를 클릭하십시오. 스팸 폴더가 있는지 확인하십시오. 작동하지 않으면 항상 다른 인증 링크를 요청할 수 있습니다. 최대한 빨리 하나씩 보내 드리겠습니다. 내 사용자 이름에 무엇이 잘못 되었습니까? 이 사용자 이름을 사용할 수없는 이유는 무엇입니까? 사용자 이름에 아무런 문제가 없습니다. 누군가 다른 사람과 의견을 나눕니다. 생각 해보니, 어쩌면 당신은 트위터에서 우리와 대화 할 수 있고, 우리는 당신에게 미친 이름을 내놓을 수있다. 나는 나의 사용자 이름을 바꿀 수 있을까? 물론 물론 우리에게 당신이 선호하는 사용자 이름으로 메세지를 남겨주세요. 등록 된 이메일 주소를 사용하여 이메일을 보내려면 t hough 암호 변경 또는 재설정 방법 암호를 변경하려면 로그인하고 사용자 제어판으로 이동하십시오. 암호 또는 사용자 이름을 재설정하려면이 링크를 클릭하기 만하면 등록 된 전자 메일 주소로 전송됩니다. 어떻게 게시합니까? 포럼에 질문 게시판에 질문을 게시하기위한 쉬운 단계가 있습니다. 계정에 로그인하십시오. 포럼에 안내하십시오. Newbie Island와 같은 질문을 올리려는 하위 포럼을 선택하십시오. 새로운 질문 인 경우 공지 섹션 아래에있는 POST NEW THREAD 버튼을 클릭하십시오. 제목과 질문을 입력하고 새 스레드 제출 버튼을 클릭하십시오. 기존 스레드에 회신하는 경우 응답하거나 참가할 스레드를 찾으십시오. 스레드 내에서 첫 번째 게시물의 오른쪽 하단에있는 REPLY 버튼을 클릭하십시오. 또한 마지막 게시물 아래에있는 QUICK REPLY 섹션을 사용하여 고급 게시 설정없이 주석을 빠르게 추가 할 수 있습니다. 가장 오래된 것을 보려면 어떻게합니까? 처음 엔 t에 올리다 그 포럼은 마법과 함께 그냥이 단계를 따르십시오. 이미 없으면 포럼 탭을 클릭하십시오. 페이지 맨 위에 UserCP를 클릭하십시오. 포럼 UserCP 대화방 새로운 내용. 일반 설정을 선택하십시오. 스레드 디스플레이 모드 섹션으로 이동하여 다음을 선택하십시오. Linear Oldest First from the drop-down. Click 페이지 하단의 변경 사항 저장을 클릭하십시오. Voila 이제 가장 오래된 게시물이 상단에있는 포럼 스레드를 볼 수 있습니다. 내 이메일 주소가 금지 된 이유는 무엇입니까? 스팸 또는 과도한 복사로 인해 주소가 Google에 의해 차단되고 있습니다. 과도한 다운로드로 인해 전체 커뮤니티에 대한 성능 문제가 발생하고 문제 해결에 도움이되지 않으면 취소 할 수 있습니까? 내 계정 삭제 어떻게해야합니까? 당신이 우리를 떠나는 이유 그러나 왜 귀하가 등록 된 이메일 주소를 사용하여 귀하의 계정 해지를 요청하고 그 이유를 이메일로 보내 주셨을 경우, 마지 못해 확인 이메일을 보내드립니다. 우리는 항상 당신을 기다리고 있습니다. 적절한시기에 다시 등록하십시오. 포럼에서보기 파일을 게시 할 수없는 이유 왜 당신이 로그인하지 않았기 때문에 파일을 게시하거나 볼 수없는 한 가지 이유는 무엇입니까? 당신은 당신이 무엇인지 확인하십시오. 계정이없는 경우 그럼, 등록 할 시간입니다. 비즈니스 기회. 당신과 광고 할 수 있습니다. 직접 브로커, 배너 전용 광고 일종의 사람을 다시 만날 수 있습니다. 다른 중개인 관계 및 제안 또한 귀하의 웹 사이트에 링크 할 수 있습니까? 저희 웹 사이트에 연결할 수 있습니다. 우리는 영광입니다. 당신을 위해 Pipsology 학교를 번역 할 수 있습니까? 우리는 영어가 세계 대부분의 주요 언어가 아니며, 우리의 콘텐츠를 새로운 언어로 번역하면 더 많은 사람들에게 교육이 개방 될 것입니다. 그러나 우리는 콘텐츠의 복사 또는 재배포를 허용하지 않습니다. 이는 콘텐츠에 대한 라이센스와 유사 할 것입니다. 허용 우리는 다시 원하고있다. 내년에 Pipsology 학교의 새로운 언어를 공개 할 수 있습니다. 귀하와 함께 외환 상품을 광고 할 수 있습니까? 광고는 외환 중개인에게만 열려 있습니다. 귀하의 콘텐츠를 복사 할 수 있습니까? 불행히도, 우리는 복사 및 재배포를 허용하지 않습니다. 우리의 콘텐츠를 우리가 제공하지 않는 우리의 콘텐츠의 라이센스와 비슷합니다 당신은 항상 연결할 수 있습니다 비록 내가 귀하의 중개인 목록에 추가 할 수 있습니까 우리가 이것에 관한 이메일을 보내 주시면 다시 연락 드리겠습니다 내 제품 서비스를 검토 할 수 있습니까? 에 우리는 당신이 우리의 자매 웹 사이트에 관심이있을 수도 승진의 관점에서 제품 서비스 리뷰를 쓰지 마세요 거기, 당신은 우리의 외환 거래자 커뮤니티 검토에 대한 귀하의 회사와 제품 정보를 제출할 수 물론 물론 누군가가 필요합니다 실제로 소프트웨어를 사용 했으므로 전체 솔루션이 아닙니다. 하지만 제품 이름을 알아내는 길입니다. 완전히 무료입니다. 링크를 교환하고 싶습니까? 우리는 정중하게 말하고, 고맙습니다. 링크 교환에 참여하십시오. 브로커를 대표하십니까? 아닙니다. 우리는 순전히 온라인 교육 리소스입니다. 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SMB 캐피탈 (SMB Capital)은 경험 많은 상인 그들은 3 ~ 5 년이 될 때까지 자신이 무엇을했는지 알지 못했다는 것을 인정했습니다. 그리고 그의 저서 인 'Enhancing Trader Performance'에서 Brett Steenbarger는 거래 예술을 마스터하는 데 약 10 년의 고의적 인 연습이 필요하다는 것을 인정합니다. 기타 기술 피벗 포인트를 계산하는 방법 시간 프레임을 사용하여 피벗 포인트를 계산할 수 있습니다. 1 일, 1 주일 동안보고있는 시간 프레임 중에 시작 가격, 마감 가격, 고가 및 낮은 인스턴스 만 있으면됩니다. 또는 1 개월 만에 개장 가격, 높은 가격 낮은 가격 및 마감 가격을 받아서 여기에있는 편리한 피벗 포인트 계산기에이 숫자를 붙여 넣으십시오. 앞으로 12 시간 동안 피벗 포인트를 계산할 것입니다. seeking Ok 피벗 포인트와 피벗 포인트를 계산하는 방법에 대한 자세한 내용은 여기에있는 피봇 포인트 레슨을 방문하십시오. 트레이드 당 위험 부담은 얼마나됩니까? 초보자 인 경우 계정 위험은 가능한 한 작아야합니다. 에스 ay 이것은 거래 당 계정 위험을 최적화하기위한 시스템 또는 거래 방법에 대한 통계가 충분하지 않기 때문입니다. 손실 빈도, 가장 큰 손실, 가장 길어지는 손실, 당신에 대한 충분한 정보를 수집했습니다. 우리는 1 년 간의 거래를 제안합니다. 그러면 거래 당 귀하의 계정 위험을 위험 부담 수준으로 조정할 수 있습니다. 일반적으로 거래 당 귀하의 계정 1 개 이상을 잃을 위험이 있다고 제안하지 않습니다. 귀하의 위험에 대한 편안함 수준에 기초한 위험 관리 학교 수업에 대한 자세한 정보를 읽으십시오. 하루에 얼마나 많은 돈을 써야합니까? 우리는 다른 거래자들이 어떻게 거래하는지 모릅니다. 따라서 일반적인 말로 말할 수 없습니다. 우리의 스타일, 임의 거래, 우리는 하루 동안 거래를 시작하기 전에 일반적으로 1 시간 또는 2 시간의 연구와 계획을 세웁니다. 하루 동안 끝난 후, 우리는 일 시간 이벤트와 가격 행동을 기록한 다음, 다시 검토하고 방법을 알아냅니다. o 의사 결정 과정 및 위험 과정 개선, 장기간의 거래를 할 경우이 프로세스는 시간이 많이 소요됨. 다시 말하지만, 우리가이를 수행하는 방법이며 항상 자신의 방법과 방법을 찾는 것이 좋습니다. 거래 데모를 제공합니까? 계정 우리는 중개인이 아니며 어떤 종류의 중개 또는 데모 거래 계좌도 제공하지 않습니다. 데모 계좌 개설에 관심이 있으시면 브로커 안내서로 가셔서 더 자세한 정보를 얻으십시오. 귀하에게 적합한 브로커 선택에 도움을 드릴 것입니다 그 외에도 포럼에는 관심있는 외환 브로커 섹션이 있습니다. 신규 및 숙련 된 거래자는 Forex 중개인과 관련된 수수료, 리뷰, 권장 사항, 보너스 등을 모두 논의합니다. 실시간으로 얼굴을 맞대고 트레이닝 수업을 제공합니까? 순전히 온라인 교육 자료입니다. 직접 대면 수업이나 세미나를 제공하지 않습니다. 우리는 아름다움이 문제가 될 수 있다고 생각합니다. 우리의 말을 들어보세요. 얼굴을 빤히 바라 볼 때 집중하기가 어렵습니다. 얼마나 많은 돈이 필요합니까? o 거래 계좌를 열었습니다. 당신이 그 질문을했기 때문에, Pipsology 학교로 향하십시오. 우리는 당신이 완벽한 후보자라고 생각합니다. 완전히 자유롭고, 웹 기반이며, 많은 재미를 보았습니다. 또는 두 귀하의 질문에 관해서는, 만약 당신이 forex에 새로운 브랜드, 우리는 0으로 시작하는 것이 좋습니다 맞아요, 아무것도 당신은 심지어 거래 계정에서 돈을 던지는 것에 대해 생각하기 전에 적어도 기본을 배우는 것이 필요하지만, 미니 계정은 500만큼 조금만 다시 설정하십시오. 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New 사용자는 회원 가입을하십시오. 로그인하십시오. 아름다운 여인이 술집에 들어 와서 변호사 옆에 앉았습니다. 들어 봐, 50 세가되면, 나는 너에게 절대적으로 아무것도 할거야. 그 변호사가 지갑에서 50 달러를 뽑아 내 집에 그림을 그렸어. 몇 년 동안 저축과 저축 끝에 남편이 아내 한테 좋은 소식을 전했어 자기야, 마침내 갈거야. 우리가 1979 년에 저축하기 시작한 돈을 살 돈이 충분하다. 그녀가 열심히 간청했던 아주 새로운 캐딜락을 의미한다. 1979 년 캐딜락 남편이 말했다. 비즈니스맨이 전화를 걸기 위해 필요한 서류에 대해 질문을했다. 중국 여권에 관한 오랜 토론 끝에 나는 비자가 필요하다는 것을 상기시켰다. 오, 아니, 나는 중국에 여러 번 간 적이 있었고, 나는 두 번 확인한 사람 중 한 명을 만날 필요가 없었으며, 물론 그의 체류는 비자를 요구했다. 그가 말했지, 이봐, 네 번이나 중국에 왔는데 아메리칸 익스프레스를 수락 할 때마다. 테크 안녕하세요, 친절한 인터넷. 너를 도울 수 있겠 니? 오, 안녕하세요. 당신이 온라인 뱅킹을 제공하는지 궁금합니다. 인터넷 서비스 제공 업체가 되셨습니까? 그렇습니다. 온라인 뱅킹에 우리의 서비스를 확실히 사용할 수 있습니다. 고객. 무엇을해야합니까? 테크 컴퓨터에 모뎀이 필요합니다. 전화기 잭에 연결하십시오. 계정에 가입하십시오. 귀하의 은행과 온라인 뱅킹에 가입하십시오. 고객 돈이 나옵니다. 기술을 잘 모르겠다. 고객 돈으로 돈이 컴퓨터의 슬롯에서 나옵니까. 남자가 뉴욕시 은행에 들어가서 3 주 동안 2,000 달러를 빌리 길 원합니다. 대출 담당관이 그에게 어떤 종류의 담보물이 있는지 물어 봅니다. 그 사람은 제가 롤스 로이스를 가지고 있다고 말합니다 - 대출금이 지불 될 때까지 그것을 유지하십시오 - 여기 열쇠가 있습니다. 대출 담당자는 차를 즉시 은행의 지하로 몰고갑니다 안전한 보관을 위해 주차하고 2 천주를 주겠다. 3 주 후에 그 남자가 은행에 와서 2000 대출금과 10이자를 지불하고 롤스 로이스 소유권을 되 찾는다. 대출 담당관이 그에게 묻는다. 왜 롤스 로이스를 운전하는 사람이 2 천 달러를 빌릴 필요가 있을까요? 남자가 대답하면 3 주 동안 유럽에 가야 만했습니다. 그 외에 롤스 로이스를 10 달러에 저장할 수있는 곳이 있습니다. 남자 그의 점심 동반자에 댓글을 달았습니다. 내 아내는 어젯밤에 재미있는 꿈을 꾸었습니다. 그녀는 백만장자를 꿈꿨습니다. 당신은 lu cky은 동반자를 한숨을 쉬었습니다. 내 아내는 낮에 꿈을 꾸었습니다. 워싱톤, DCA 관광 가이드는 워싱턴 DC 주변 관광객을 보여주었습니다. 가이드는 조지 워싱턴이 포토 맥 강을 가로 질러 아마 달러를 던진 곳을 지적했습니다. 아무도 동전을 던질 수는 없었습니다. 당신은 기억해야하고, 가이드에 답해야합니다. 그 당시에는 달러가 훨씬 더 많이 흘렀습니다. 언젠가는 동굴을 볼 때 3 명의 소년이 해변을 따라 걷고있었습니다. 첫 번째 소년이 들어가서보고 있습니다. 유령 같은 목소리가 들릴 때 큰 바위에 은행권 나는 아줌마 아벨의 유령이고이 5 달러는 테이블에 머물러있다. 똑같은 일이 다시 일어날 때 두 번째 소년이 들어가 돈을 얻고있다. 세 번째 소년은 들어간다. 5 달러와 외침, 나는 데이비드 크로켓의 유령이다. 이 5 달러는 주머니 속에 들어간다. 만일 당신이 100 달러를 빚진다면, 그것은 당신의 문제이다. 만일 당신이 100 만 달러를 빚진다면 그것은 은행 문제이다. 두 종류의 경제학자 - 그것들은 호는 금리를 예측할 수 없다. 그리고 금리를 예측할 수 없다는 것을 모르는 사람들. 다소 검소한 남자는 은행에 1 달러의 대출을 요청했고 연말에이자를 9 % 만 내야한다고 말했다. 보안을 위해 그는 6 만 달러를 미국 채권으로 제공했다. 잠재적 인 예금주를 예견 한 은행가는 채권을 받아 들여 그 사람에게 달러를 줬다. 연말에 그는 빚을 청산하기 위해 달러와 9 센트를 가지고 돌아 왔고 그의 채권 반환 은행가가 요구 한 채권을 반환 할 때, 나는 호기심이되고 싶지 않지만 모든 채권을 가지고 있기 때문에 왜 달러를 빌려야 만 했는가? 힘이 센 옛날 신사는 말했다. 나는 정말로해야만했다. 하지만 일년에 9 센트의 금고 예금을 사용할 수있는 다른 방법을 아시나요? 자동차 세일을 바꾸어 엔진을 팔았던 아일랜드 인에 대해 들어 보셨습니까? 로터리 브로커 인 Jean Paul 텍사스로 옮겨서 벤 (Ben)이라는 농부로부터 10 마리의 당나귀를 샀다. 0 농부는 그 다음날 당나귀를 배달하기로 동의했다 그 다음날, 벤은 차를 몰고 말했다. Ben 죄송 합니다만, 나쁜 소식이 있습니다. 당나귀가 죽었습니다. Jean Paul 그럼, 돈을 돌려주세요, Ben Can t 내가 갔다 그것을 이미 보냈다. Jean Paul OK, 그 다음 당나귀를 내린다, Ben 그와 함께 할 것 Jean Paul 나는 그를 추방 할 것이다, Ben 너는 죽은 당나귀를 추첨 할 수있다. Jean Paul 확실히 나를 볼 수있다. 나는 그 사람이 죽은 것을 알지 못했다. 한 달 후 벤은 케이준을 만났고 물었다. Ben 그 죽은 당나귀 Jean Paul과 무슨 일이 일어 났는가? 내가 그를 raffled했다. 나는 500 달러짜리 티켓을 2 달러에 팔아서 만들었다. 898의 이익, 벤 Didn 누군가는 Jean 폴을 넋두리한다 다만이기는 녀석 그래서 나는 그의 2 달러를 후에 줬다. 조지는 그의 아픈 아버지가 죽을 때 재산을 상속하기 위하여 가고있는 것을 알 때, 그는 여자가 필요로 한 ㄴ다는 것을 결정했다 그러니 어느 날 저녁 싱글 클럽에 가서 가장 아름다운 여인을 살펴 보았습니다. 그녀의 자연의 아름다움 그가 숨을 거두었을 때 놀라웠다. 나는 평범한 남자처럼 보일지 모른다. 그는 그가 그녀에게 다가 갔을 때 말했다. 그러나 단지 1, 2 주일 만에, 나의 아버지는 죽을 것이고, 나는 1500 만 달러를 상속받을 것이다. 그날 저녁에 그와 함께 집에갔습니다 .3 일 후, 그녀는 계모가되었습니다. 어느 날 밤 스키 마스크를 착용 한 강도가 옷을 잘 입은 남자의 길로 뛰어 들어 갈비뼈에 총을 꽂아 돈을주었습니다. 그는 분개를 요구했습니다. 풍요로운 남자가 대답했다. 너는 할 수 없다. 나는 미국의 하원 의원이다. 그 경우, 강도에게 대답하고, 내 돈을 줘 .- 왜 네 언니는 돈을 그녀의 젖소에게 먹이 줬는가? 그녀는 풍부한 우유를 얻고 싶었 기 때문에. 바다 밑에서 다섯 명의 헤지 펀드 매니저를 부르는 것은 무엇입니까? 좋은 시작. 한 마을에서 한 때 한 남자가 나타나서 마을 사람들에게 10 마리씩 원숭이를 살 것이라고 발표했습니다. 마을 사람들은 주변의 많은 원숭이가 숲으로 나가서 잡기 시작했습니다. 이 남자는 10시에 수천 마을 주민들의 노력이 멈췄다. 그는 20 살 때 다시 살 것이라고 발표했다. 마을 사람들의 노력이 새롭게 바뀌었고, 다시 원숭이 잡기가 시작되었다. 공급이 줄어들면서 사람들은 농장으로 돌아 가기 시작했다. 제공이 각각 25 점으로 늘어 났고 원숭이의 공급이 너무 적어서 원숭이도 보지 못하게되었습니다. 남자는 이제 50 세에 원숭이를 살 것이라고 발표했습니다. 그러나 그는 도시에 가야만했기 때문에 어떤 사업에서 그의 비서가 이제 그를 대신해서 살 것입니다. 남자가 없다면, 조수가 마을 사람들에게 말했습니다. 큰 새장에서이 새끼를 모두 보아라. 내가 수집 한 원숭이를 35 세 때에 팔 것이다. 그 남자가 도시에서 돌아 오면, 당신은 그를 50 마리씩 팔 수 있습니다. 마을 주민들은 모든 저축으로 모으고 모든 원숭이를 사들였습니다. 그들은 그 남자와 조수를 보지 못했고, 원숭이 만 도처에 보았습니다. 이제 당신은 더 잘 이해할 수 있습니다. 어떻게의 s 남자가 큰 가스 ​​계산서를 가져 왔을 때 그 남자는 무엇을 했지? 그는 폭발했다. 맥도날드는 씨티 그룹의 주식 1 가지 가치 메뉴에 또 다른 항목을 추가했다. 머니는 말하기를 문제는, 내 말은 한 마디 밖에 모른다. 여자는 듣는다. 그녀의 의사는 살기 위해 반 년 밖에 걸리지 않습니다. 의사는 그녀에게 경제학자와 결혼하라고 조언합니다. 여자가 묻습니다. 내 병을 고칠 수 있을까요? 의사는 대답합니다. 그렇지만 6 개월은 평생처럼 보일 것입니다 .- 왜 지갑이 그렇게 많이 만들어 집니까? 소음 - 돈 얘기 때문에 - 아빠, 돈을 좀 저축하고 싶니? 나는 분명히 아들에게 어떤 제안을하던가요? 그럼 나에게 자전거를 사주지 말고 내 신발을 너무 빨리 입지 않을거야. 자문 서비스 - 돈을 많이 잃고 새로운 사업을 시작한 고문. 오후 - 금요일 아침에 돈을 돌려주는 일일 기회. 금요일에. - 수익을 올린 직후에 귀하의 화면을 열망하는 사람 평균 내려 - 당신이 긴 포지션을 열었을 때 화장실에 가야 만했던 일. 평균 위로 - 짧은 자리를 열었을 때 화장실에 가야 만하는 일. 나쁜 무역 바보 같은 거래 다른 사람이 당신의 거래 전략에 맞지 않는 수익성이없는 거래. 밑바닥 - 당신이 열려있는 긴 포지션을 가질 때, 포기하는 곳은 포지션을 열었을 때 평균을 내려 놓고 팔리면 책이 당신에게 추천하는 자리가됩니다. 짧은 자리를여십시오. 이익이 있거나 이익이없는 이윤이 5 회있을 때 잠깐 쉬십시오. 브로커 (Broker) - 열심히 공부하고 합법적으로 돈을 잃을 수있는 면허가 있습니다. 캐나다인은 short any stock you have. Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong. Cheap Stock - a stock the price of which will decline as soon as you decide not to open a short position on it. Confusion - 6 open positions. Coyote Syndrome - when you feel an irresistible impulse to bite your own arm off so as not to click the mouse again. Day Trading - trading which you start too late and exit too early. Double Up a phrase you employ to explain your open position after you accidentally bought more instead of selling what you had. Down On The Day - a temporary situation until right after the next deal. Excellent Company - any stock you know nothing about on which you carry out a profitable deal. Excellent Long Term Investment - Position Trading that went the wrong way right after you opened a position. Expensive Stock - a stock the price of which will rise as soon as you decide not to open a long position. Expert a newbie who has not begun to trade yet see Licensed Expert. Fossil - a rather aged dude, making less than 90 deals per day. Freak the one who can carry out three profitable deals in a row. Friday a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week see Afternoon. Fundamental Analysis - the process of checking if you can open a short position on a stock. Gap Up - a stock that has a higher opening price than a closing one was the day before, and will go down if you buy it, but will continue to go up if you sell it. Genius - what you are in the eyes of an Apprentice if Lady Luck favours you 3 times in a row. Halt stock an open position impending really good news or really bad news, but anyway, the scariest thing possible to happen. Highlight - selling into the rally while a dude on TV provides the complex reasons why the stock is special. Home Run - every single deal you thoroughly consider, tell other traders about and then do not make yourself. Huge Player - 1 A guy with over 15 thousand dollars left 2 Any trader that has been in such a situation for more than three months. Idiot - a fool that gives you his stock to cover your profitable short position. INCA - if a long position is open some creep that puts up a 50,000 share offer right when you open a long positon if a short position is open the same guy, opening a long position. IPO - expensive cyanide. IPO Internet - expensive cyanide flamb with sugar. Joker - a professional who takes a break to laugh to himself see Professional, Break. Level 2 - the circle in Hell where Satan explains an extremely complicated way how to lose a great amount of money for a very short period of time. Licensed Expert - a dude with a Series 7 license who has not started trading yet. Loudmouth - 1 Anyone that says anything near you, while you are losing a deal 2 A newbie who cannot pull the trigger at first, but finally does it, screaming Yahoo It s running. Lucky Deal - a profitable deal someone else made that does not fit your strategy much. Lunch Money - what you waste away between 11 a m and 1 p m ET. Manager - a day trader who found out a Never Lose Trading System. Margin - if you are up a safe situation with huge potential return if you are down an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have. Margin Call - what happens when y our clearing firm makes an accounting mistake. Market Maker - the one who set up a secret video camera behind you and who takes the other side of each of your unprofitable trades. Moron - a blockhead, buying your profitable long position. Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position. Pain - exiting at loss, reversing your position on a stock and then watching it go the way you knew it would in the first place. Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position. Pro - a guy at trading centre who says nothing and keeps smiling all the time see Joker. Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go. Secret Deal a deal that you do not tell about to the Apprentice when he asks you how you are doing. Short List a daily list of stocks that will rise and never pull back. Short List Request a request submitted to the clearing firm which contains a list of all stocks that you could open short positions on yesterday and tomorrow, but not today. Short Squeeze - when you have an open short position when a person that you have never met before and that should not have anything against you attempts to hurt you and your family on purpose when you have an open long position a proof that you are a true genius. Special Situation - when you watch your losing stop limit go by and open a position of larger volume instead of exiting trading see Long Term Investment. Spread if a deal is profitable sharing your wealth if a deal is unprofitable a malicious market maker who rips you off. System Trading - a phrase you employ to explain to the Apprentice how your trade did not work out the way you meant. Technical Analysis - traditional a voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded Point and Figure a really weird voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded. Top - when you have an open long position the point on the chart where the stock price backs off fast before you get out when you have an open short position t he exact spot where you cover. Trainer - the only man in the room who has never tried intraday trading in his life. Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking. Up On The Day - what you are when the market closes, not taking into account ticket charges. Uptick - when you have an open long position added hope when you have an open short position a market maker, letting everyone else in if no positions are open a good chance to lose some money through opening a short position. Volume Spike - an open position confirmation that you are either the smartest person or the biggest idiot on Earth no positions are open confirmation that you are the smartest person on the planet, but you were not paying attention. A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang She threw on her towel and went to the door Dave, a poker buddy of her husband s was there He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered I ll give you 500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds That s 50 a second She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel He smiled, gave her the money and walked away When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked Was that Dave Did he bring the 500 he owed me. A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with 2000 in it She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said I m sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad Oh by the way what is the 2000 in the drawer. The husband replied Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them. My sister fell in love at second sight When she first met him she didn t know how rich he was. dialogu e between two friends - I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street Were you a bull or a bear - Neither, just a plain simple ass. A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit A week later he went in for his first fitting He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, Didn t you tell me you were a banker. The young man answered, Yes, I did. To this the tailor said, Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets. Trading online is great I find it really speeds things up. I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before. Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, Luigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated. And what, his friend asked, do you want me to do with your ashes. The businessman said, Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the IRS and write on the envelope, Now you have everything. A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost He reduced his altitude and saw a man below Excuse me, but can you help me I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don t know where I am, he said. The man below replied You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 ft above the ground You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and between 56 and 57 degrees West longitude. To which the balloonist replied You must be a broker To which the man on the ground said I am, but how did you know. The reply came from above Everything you told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I m still lost Frankly, you ve not been much help so far. The man below responded You must be a trader To which the balloonist replied Yes, I a m, but how did you know. To which the man on the ground said You don t know where you are or where you are going You have risen to your current position due to a large quantity of hot air You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it s my fault. Q In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker A Say, Hey, waiter he s waitin always to get the price. A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans Saint Peter addresses this guy, Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven The guy replies, I m Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City Saint Peter consults his list He smiles and says to the stockbroker, Take this silken rob e and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it s the minister s turn He stands erect and booms out, I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary s for the last forty-three years Saint Peter consults his list He says to the minister, Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven Just a minute, says the minister That man was a stockbroker-- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe and wooden staff How can this be Up here, we work by results, says Saint Peter While you preached, people slept his clients, they prayed.- I see your previous boss says you were a real live wire salesman I m pleased to know that What were you selling - Live wires, sir. Five dollars for one question said the girl to the fortune-teller That s very expensive, isn t it Next. Are you a trader You know you re a trader if Your colleagues call you PIP Daddy You know you re a trader if Anyone got ideas. A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job. The Manager says, Do you have any sales experience The kid says Yeah I was a salesman back in Minnesota. Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job You start tomorrow I ll come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it After the store was locked up, the boss came down How many customers bought something from you today. The kid says One. The boss says Just One Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day How much was the sale for. The kid says 101, 237 65.The boss says 101,237 65 What the heck did you sell. The kid says, First, I sold him a small fish hook Then I sold hi m a medium fishhook Then I sold him a larger fishhook Then I sold him a new fishing rod Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft Then he said he didn t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition. The boss said, A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK. The kid said No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, Dude, your weekend s shot, you should go fishing. Frog Two women were walking through the woods when a frog FROG called out to them and said FROG Help me, ladies I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch s curse, has been transformed into a frog If one of you kiss me, I ll be returned to my former state One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag The other woman OTHER WOMAN , aghast, screamed, OTHER WOMAN Didn t you hear him If you kiss him, he ll turn into a stockbroker The second woman SECOND WOMAN replied, SECOND WOMAN Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker. Meaning of potentially and realistically A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically The father thought for a moment, then answered, Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars Come back and tell me what you learn from that So the boy went to his mother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars The mother replied, Of course, I would We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university The boy then went to his sister and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars The girl replied, Oh, good heavens I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat Are you nuts The boy then went to his brother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars Of course, the brother replied Do you know how much a million bucks would buy The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically The boy replied, Yes, Potentially , you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically , we re living with two hookers and a future congressman. William May I have some money for the man crying outside Mum What crying man William The one that s crying, Ice cream Ice Cream. Helium was up Feathers were down Paper was stationary Knives were up sharply Pencils lost a few points Hiking equipment was trailing Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline Light switches were off Mining equipment hit rock bo ttom Diapers remained unchanged Shipping lines stayed at an even keel Balloon prices were inflated And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. Dear Dad, chool i really great I am making lot of friend and tudying very hard With all my tuff, I imply can t think of anything I need o if you would like, you can ju t end me a card, a I would love to hear from you Love, Your on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh Love, Dad. At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, He got away, sir The inspector was furious But I told you to put a man on all the exits he roared How could he have got away He left by one of the entrances, sir. When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs The first replied 190 Wonderful, exclaimed Einstein We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity The second answered 150 Good, said Einstein I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand s nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace The third New Zealander mumbled 50 Einstein paused, and then asked, So what is your forecast for the budget deficit next year.- My broker has a new service where they will text you your balance.- It s cool, I just don t think they should add LOL at the end. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America If I m not there, I go to work - Robert Orben. The banker fell overboard from a friend s sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, Can you float alone. Obviously, the banker replied, but this is a heck of a time to talk business. Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory We are very sorry, but it s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others he is told by the doorman Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss So the doorman leads him to the dorm They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants See, Here is your first room mate He has an IQ of 180 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss mathematics And here is your second room mate His IQ is 150 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss physics And here is your third room mate His IQ is 100 That Wonderful We can discuss the latest plays at the theater Just then another man moves out to capture Albert s hand and shake it I m your last room mate and I m sorry, but my IQ is only 80 Albert smiles back at him and says, So, where do you think interest rates are headed. Father to daughter upon her announcing her engagement What does he do Does he have any money Daughter You men are all alike That s the first thing he asked me about you. Customer Your watches seem so cheap Only twenty dollars How much does it cost to make them. Shopkeeper They cost me twenty dollars to make them. Customer But if it costs twenty dollars to make these watches, and you sell them for twenty dollars, where does your profit come in. Shopkeeper That comes from repairing them. A priest announced to his congregation I have good news and bad news The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program The bad news is, it s still out there in your pockets. Money can buy a House But not a Home Money can buy a Bed But not Sleep Money can buy a Clock But not Time Money can buy you a Book But not Knowledge Money can buy you Medicine But not Health Money can buy you Sex But not Love. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don t need it - Bob Hope. A young stockbroker decided to take a day off and visit some of his professors in his old school When he made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog was attacking a small child He quickly grabbed the dog and throttled it with his two hands. The next day the local newspaper reported the story with the headline, Valiant student saves boy from ferocious dog. The stockbroker called the editor and strongly suggested that a correction be issued and that the paper will tell the readers he was a successful Wall Street broker and not a student. The next day the newspaper issued a correction and the headline read, Pompous stockbroker kills school mascot. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less - Brendon Francis. Money can t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy Spike Milligan.- How can you be sure you have counterfeit money - If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure. Smart Investing If you had bought 1000 00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49 00.With E nron, you would have 16 50 of the original 1,000 00.With WorldCom, you would have less than 5 00 left. If you had bought 1,000 00 worth of Budweiser the beer, not the stock one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have 214 00.Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson If you had ten dollars, said the teacher, and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left. Ten, said Little Johnny firmly. Ten the teacher said How do you make it ten. Well, replied Little Johnny You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn t mean you ll get it. A man went to his bank manager and said, I d like to start a small business How do I go about it Simple, said the bank manager Buy a big one and wait. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn t expect to be paid back. A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they d have to drastically alter their life-style. If you ll just learn to cook, he said, we can fire the chef. Okay, she said And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener. An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit Did you notice anything special about the man asks the agent Yes, replies the teller He was better dressed each time. A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, Wait, Fellow Please don t do that. The salesman said, Why not and proceeded to exp ound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped. Sex is like my trading account I lose interest as soon as I withdraw. I went to the bank and went over my savings I found out I have all the money that I ll ever need if I die tomorrow - Henny Youngman. A retired man visited a doctor to seek medical advice for what he suspects as new and very unusual health problems Doc, I feel shortness of breath, dizziness, cold sweats, can t sleep Do you think I will collapse any time soon Doctor Yep You must be from Wall Street. Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory We are very sorry, but it s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss So the doorman leads him to the dorm They enter and Albert is introduc ed to all of the present inhabitants See, Here is your first room mate He has an IQ of 180 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss mathematics. And here is your second room mate His IQ is 150 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss physics. And here is your third room mate His IQ is 100 That Wonderful We can discuss the latest plays at the theater. Just then another man moves out to capture Albert s hand and shake it I m your last room mate and I m sorry, but my IQ is only 80 Albert smiles back at him and says, So, where do you think interest rates are headed. I saw a bank that said if offered 24 Hour Banking But I didn t go in I didn t have that much time. At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. Look, she said We only met a half hour ago How can you be so sure We know nothing about each other. You re wrong, the young man declared For the past 5 years I ve been working in the bank where your father has his account. October This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February - Mark Twain. I just went partners with my bank They own half my car. New mattress A man MAN calls his fx dealer DEALER all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice He says, MAN Close all my positions, everything fast, right away The fx dealer tries to talk to the man but the man says, MAN Let me tell you a secret You know I ve been married for 6 years now and I ve been your client for 5 years DEALER Yes, go on, the FX dealer says MAN Well My wife has this thing about the market Her grandparents lost it all in the GBP crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to or iginal sin When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the FX market and always leave all our money under the mattress DEALER Wow, I didn t know that I guess you want the money because you are losing MAN No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days. Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them. If you can count your money, you don t have a billion dollars c J Paul Getty. How much money do you need. What s considered enough money Just a little bit more Will Rogers. If you can count your money, you don t have a billion dollars J Paul Getty. A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you re talking about real money Everett Dirksen. The problem with statistics Three statisticians are out pig shooting They see a large boar in the distance, so they jump out of their truck and level their rifles The first one fires A cloud of dirt erupts one metre to t he left of the pig The second one fires A cloud of dirt erupts one metre to the right of the pig The third one shouts we got him so they jump back into the truck and drive off. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father Let s try to make this look natural she said Junior, put your arm around your dad s shoulder The father answered, If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket.- Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them - I did - Well, heres the elastic band. An economic forecaster was known to have an horseshoe prominently displayed above the doorframe of his office Asked what it was for, he replied it is a good luck charm that helps my forecasts But do you believe in that superstition he was asked. Of course not he said, but it works whether you believe in it or not. Logic of an economist. A party of economists was climbing in the Alps After several hours they became hopeles sly lost One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said, OK see that big mountain over there. Yes , answered the others eagerly. Well, according to the map, we re standing on top of it. Dave has been a cheap tight-wad his whole life His family gathers around him as he lies on his death bed Dave peers up at them and asks, Is everybody here Where s Bessie I m here his wife says The kids We re here, Dad they reply Don t worry Dave, everybody s here Bessie reassures him Dave jumps up in bed and yells, Well, if everybody s here then why is the light on in the kitchen. A young girl and her father are looking at a nursery full of newborn babies All of them are crying Girl Are they hungry Dad No They just found out they ll have to pay for the stimulus bill. What s considered enough money Just a little bit more c Will Rogers.- If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have - Someone else s coat. A woman proudly told her friend, I m responsible for making my husband a millionaire Well what was he before he married you the friend asked A billionaire. Schneider applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he d get the job. Two hours later, Schneider came back with the entire amount Amazing the manager said How did you do it. Easy, Schneider replied I told him if he didn t pay up, I d tell all his other creditors he paid us. An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with 72 The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed 66 He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week The lady said, Fluctuations The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, Fluc you Amelicans, too. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China He s out there now trying to win a trip back. The economy is the only field in which two people can get the Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. A preacher went into his chu rch and he was praying to God While he was praying, he asked God, How long is 10 million years to you God replied, 1 second The next day the preacher asked God, God, how much is 10 million dollars to you And God replied, A penny Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, God, can I have one of your pennies And God replied, Just wait a sec. A new manager spends a week at his new Broker office with the manager he is replacing On the last day the departing manager tells him, I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can t solve Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope The message inside says Blame your predecessor He does this and gets off the hook. About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious market p roblems The manager quickly opens the second envelope The message read, Reorganize This he does, and the company quickly rebounds. Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope The message inside says Prepare three envelopes. I was so poor growing up if I wasn t a boy I d have nothing to play with Rodney Dangerfield. A man was sent to Hell for his sins As he was being processed, he passed a room where an economist he knew was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful woman What a crummy deal the man complained I have to burn for all eternity and that economist spends it with that gorgeous woman An escorting demon jabs the man with his pitchfork and shouts, Who are you to question that woman s punishment. One day a young man came up to my window at the bank and whispered, Please deposit this hundred dollars in my savings account I handled the transaction and whispered back, Have a good day He started to leave but changed his mind I m sorry we have to whisper, he said, but if my car knows I ve deposited money, it ll break down again With his finger to his lips he tiptoed out. Don t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed George Burns. Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn t have it and thought of other things if you did James Baldwin. Stockbroker What is a million years like to you God Like one second Stockbroker What is a million dollars like to you God Like one penny Stockbroker Can I have a penny God Just a second. My mother decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand Good , my dad quickly replied Wash it again. Jesus saves But wouldn t it have been better if he had invested. A Japanese guy J is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan While he s waiting, h e goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars. He counts his money at the counter and says to the clerk C J Wait a minute When I came here I got more dollars for my yen What s going on here C Fluctuations. The Japanese man stiffens J Well Fluck you Americans, too. A guy in a Kia pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at a red light and asks, Hey, is your car Bluetooth enabled The Rolls owner nods So is mine Got Wi-Fi The Rolls owner nods again Me too What about a double bed No Do you asks the Rolls guy Yep The Kia owner peers out You got me out of the shower to tell me that. Buddies John meets his buddy George and asks him John Do me a favour, could you lend me 100 George checks in his wallet and his pockets, then replies George Sorry, pal I got only 50 John Only 50 Never mind Give me the 50 you have, and you owe me another 50.The real measure of your wealth is how much you d be worth if you lost all your money.- Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire - Sure, here you are - Thanks, but half the pages are missing What s the matter - Isn t half a million enough for you. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows You sell one and buy a bull Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AMERICAN CAPITALISM or Enro-capitalism You have two cows You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more Sell one cow to buy influence with a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows No balance sheet provided with the release The public buys your bull. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows You sell one, accept an LAW tax promised credit payable in 4 year s time, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows You are surprised whe n the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don t know where they are You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows You count them and learn you have five cows You count them again and learn you have 42 cows You count them again and learn you have 12 cows You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows That one on the left is kinda cute. Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right The third econometrician didn t fire, but shouted in triumph, We got it We got it. A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. If you can count your money, you don t have a billion dollars. Races Soros and a Bernanke went to the races Soros suggested to bet 10,000 on a horse Bernanke was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc Soros whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince Bernanke Soros You are too theoretical, he said and bet on a horse Surely, that horse came first bringing him a l ot of money Triumphantly, he exclaimed I told you, I knew the secret Bernanke What is your secret Soros It is rather easy I have two kids, three and five year old I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine Bernanke But, three and five is eight, Soros I told you, you are too theoretical Soros replied, Haven t I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct. A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop It read MAIN ENTRANCE. After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge The judge turns to the jury foreman an d asks, Has the jury reached a verdict in this case. Yes we have, your honor, the foreman responded. Would you please pass it to me. The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, Please read your verdict to the court. We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery, stated the foreman. The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the not guilty verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude The defendant s attorney turns to his client and asks. So, what do you think about that. The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says. I m real confused here Does this mean that I have to give all the money back. The market is weird Ever y time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they re smart. An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they d do if they had a million pounds John handed in a blank sheet of paper John yelled the teacher, you ve done nothing why Because if i had a million pounds, that s exactly what i would do said John. If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers. If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I m prepared to forget it if they are - Errol Flynn. A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, Hey, where ve you been I haven t seen you around here much. The twenty answered, I ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff How about you. The one dollar bill said, You know, same old stuff church, church, church. Q With the current market turmoil, what s the easiest way to make a small fortu ne A Start off with a large one. I ll send you some money. A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it Mom said Sure, sweetie I ll send you some money You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago Do you want me to send that up too Uh, oh yeah, OK, responded the kid So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book When she gets back, Dad asked Well, how much did you give the boy this time Mom said Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for 20, and the other for 1000 That s 1020 yelled Dad, Are you crazy Don t worry hon, Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, I taped the 20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the 1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19.A couple of thieves broke into my holiday apartment and stole 10,000 Euros At least they didn t take anything of any value. From a trader This is worse than a divorce I ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife. The cost of living is so high now My wife is having to have sex with me because she can t afford the batteries. There are two things you are better off not watching in the making sausages and econometric estimates Edward Leamer. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn t happen today. A market guru walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter to get it There a clerk asks him Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces The guru replies I m feeling rather hungry right now You d better cut it into eight pieces. Q Which one of our natural resources will become exhausted first A The Taxpayer. Trading online is just great I find it really speeds things up I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before. A woman returns to her car after shopping and is furious to find the side of her car is smashed in On the windshield is a note Reliev ed she picks it up and reads what it says As I m writing this a bunch of people are watching me They think I m writing down my name, number and insurance information But I m not. Why has astrology been invented So that economy could be an accurate science. Interviewer What is recession Candidate When Wine and Women get replaced by Water and Wife that critical phase of life is called Recession. Case in the firm The owner OWNER of a large brokerage firm made a surprise visit at the sales department s floor After a quick tour he reckoned that someone was standing near the secretary, doing nothing He turned angry and red, approached the guy GUY and asked him OWNER What s your salary, young man GUY Around 800 a week, replied the guy The owner pulled out 800 from his pocket, gave it to the guy and shouted OWNER Here s your salary Take it, leave now, and never come back After regaining calmness, the owner turned to the floor manager and asked him OWNER How comes you hire such a lousy person for the sales department The floor manager FM answered FM Well, he doesn t work here He is just the pizza delivery boy. BULL MARKET - a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. A guy wearing a singlet and slippers walked into the bank and practically shouted at the teller, Yo woman Who do I speak to to open a bloody bank account in this bloody bank. The teller politely told him to lower his voice as he was disturbing the other customers and that she would be able to open his bank account for him. The guy was practically foaming at the mouth Don t you tell me what to do And no woman is opening my bloody account You women are just good for cooking, cleaning and making babies I wanna speak to a man. The teller got up in a huff, went to the bank manager s office and explained the situation to him The bank manager told her that while the customer was always right, this customer was definitely wrong He went back with the teller to set the guy straight. About time a man showed up The guy was as loud, if not louder than before I just won 25 million dollars in the lottery and this bloody woman insisted that she s capable of opening my bloody account for me. She did, did she The bank manager was almost as loud as the guy She was just supposed to clean the windows and arrange the files Don t mind her Let s go to my bloody office and see what we can do about your bloody account. A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, This is a muck up Don t you mean a stick up asked the girl No, said the robber, it s a muckup I ve forgotten my gun. Economist One day an economist died and was accidentally sent to hell As we all know, all dogs and economists go to heaven, but in this instance old saint Peter was off his game and our economist joined all the rapists, murderers and forex traders in the underworld After a few weeks in hell the economist realises that it s not such a bad place after all, it s just chronically mismanaged So he implements a plan Within a few months the economy in hell is booming He has the budget in surplus which enables the devil to spend on infrastructure, and investment funds start to flow in, increasing capital expenditures throughout the entire hellish economy After a year or two God looks down and notices that the standard of living in hell has increased to the point that most of his angels are booking their summer vacations there The beaches are lovely, and face it, heaven is the last place you re gonna find someone who can mix a decent cocktail He phones the devil to ask what s going on Satan explains that they have employed the services of an economist to fix their economy God is not happy You know that all economists go to heaven he yelled, send him back immediately or we re going to sue you The devil just laughed and replied, As if Where are you gonna get your hands on a lawyer. 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But if you re still looking for a more definitive answer, here are a couple of quotes to give you a better idea on the time it takes to be a successful trader Mike Bellafiore co-founder of prop trading firm SMB Capital says, It is common for experienced traders to acknowledge that they did not know what they were doing until after three to five years. And from his book Enhancing Trader Performance, Brett Steenbarger acknowledges that it takes about 10 years of deliberate practice to master the art of trading, as well as any other skill How do I calculate pivot points You can calculate pivot points using any time frame All you need is the opening price, close price, high price, and low instance, during the time frame you are watching whether it be 1 day, 1 week, or 1 month , just take the opening price, the high price the low, and the closing price, and stick those numbers into our handy-dandy pivot point calculator found here It will calculate the pi vot points for the next 12 hours that you are watching Ok If you wish to learn more about pivot points and how to calculate them, please visit our pivot point lesson found here How much should I risk per trade If you are a beginner, your account risk should be as small as possible The reason we say this is because you do not have enough statistics on your system or trading method to optimize your account risk per trade You don t know how often you lose, how big your drawdowns are, your longest losing streaks, you have gathered enough information about your trading we suggest a year s worth of trading , then you can begin to adjust your account risk per trade to your risk comfort level. In general, we do not suggest that anyone risks losing more than 1 of your account per trade Again this is all based on your risk comfort level Read up on our risk management school lesson for more information How long should you spend on trading per day We re not sure how other traders trade, so we can t speak in general terms For our style, discretionary trading, we generally put in an hour or two of research and planning before we start trading for the day After we re done for the day, we will put another hour or two recording the days events and price action, then review and figure out ways to improve our decision processes and risk course, if you trade the longer time frames, this process won t be as time intensive Again, this is how we do it and we always suggest finding your own methods and ways to trade Do you offer trading demo accounts We are not brokers and do not offer any kind of brokerage or demo trading accounts If you re interested in opening a demo account, make your way over to our Broker Guide for more information We ll help you choose the broker that s right for you Aside from that, the Forums also has a Forex Brokers section that may be of interest to you New and seasoned traders discuss anything and everything fees, reviews, recommendations, bonuses related to For ex Brokers Do you offer live, face-to-face training classes is purely an online educational resource We don t offer any face-to-face classes or seminars We re thinking our beauty might be an issue Take our word for it It s hard to concentrate when staring into our faces How much money is needed to open a trading account Since you asked that question, head on over to the School of Pipsology We think you re a perfect candidate It s completely free, it s web-based, and a lot of fun Plus you re bound to learn a thing or two As for your question, if you re brand new to forex, we would suggest starting with zero that s right, nothing You need to at least learn the basics before you even think about throwing money at a trading account However, mini accounts can be set up for as little as 500 Again, head over to the School of Pipsology You won t regret it Which broker do you recommend We try to stay as unbiased as possible by not recommending specific brokers This is best for the every trader is different in their approach and trading styles, so one broker could work for one but not another Head on over to our Broker Guide and our broker review section for more info Will you trade my money for me Are there companies that will trade for me Yes, there are many companies available that will trade your money for on the other hand, take the position of trying to educate traders so they can do the trading themselves With that fact, we do not recommend any one specific company You can always do an on-site search using the search box at the top of our web page for managed account to help you out in possibly finding reviews about such services What s the best way to keep track of my trading history Make your way over to Forums Trade Journals sub forum Take the first step to building your discipline Record and share your progress trade ideas, trade results, psychology state before and after and more Read more about why you need a trade journal in our School of Pipsology here. Top 10 M ost Expensive Medical Procedures. We all know healthcare is expensive in the Unites States Most of us have paid a medical bill, wondering why the cost of that seemingly small procedure is so high But what are the most expensive surgeries Here s a list of the top ten most expensive medical procedures according to a 2008 Millman report and along with the reasons why they cost so much. A transplant of the intestine is done to replace dead intestinal tissue with live tissue from a donor, often because of disease or the presence of a tumor Because intestinal disease is sometimes accompanied by liver failure, intestine transplants can be done in conjunction with a liver transplant, adding more than 180,000 to the bill. Heart transplants are among the most complicated of procedures, carrying great risk Waiting lists are long, and preparation for the surgery is lengthy and expensive Add to this the expensive procurement of the organ, and you can see why the cost is so great.3 Bone Marrow Transpla nt Cost 676,800 Allogeneic 300,400 for Autologous. Bone marrow transplants can be done with a donor s marrow allogeneic or your own bone marrow autologous , costing much less Finding a donor for a bone marrow transplant is difficult, and complications after the procedure are very common Add to this the risky nature of the procedure, the lengthy prep time in the hospital as well as an extensive recovery period, and you have a cocktail for a hefty medical bill. When other therapies don t work, lung transplants are a last resort for patients of lung disease like emphysema and cystic fibrosis As with other transplant surgeries, wait lists are long and cost is high because of the lengthy hospital stay. As with a heart transplant, liver transplants are high risk and high cost, with an accompanying waiting list Criteria are high, which means administrative and prep procedure costs add to the bottom line. With heart disease as the leading cause of death in the U S at 26 , open heart surgery is a m ore common procedure than may be expected Part of the high cost of open heart surgery is because it s often an urgent medical procedure that is usually followed by complications Longer care and follow-up needed after surgery add to the price tag. Transplants of the pancreas are usually needed when a patient has type 1 diabetes or renal failure It is often done in tandem with a kidney transplant, almost doubling the cost of the surgeries at 439,000.Kidney transplants, like the other transplants on this list, are expensive due to the risk, recovery and prep expense The one difference is that with kidney transplants, the old kidney isn t removed because it s been shown it reduces risk that way surgeons find a different blood supply to attach the new kidney to. A tracheotomy involves making an incision in the neck to allow the patient to breathe, either permanently or temporarily Since this is often an emergency room procedure, costs are high After care is extensive, adding to the bill. When lesions on a retina this is part of the eye , also called retinoblastoma, are removed, the risks are great as with the above-mentioned procedures This procedure is pricey because of the precision skills required for this procedure, the lengthy recovery and follow-up. Bottom Line If you think these costs are high, consider that patients with a chronic disease affecting more than one organ often need multiple organ transplants, with bills exceeding a million dollars Why the whopping price tags for all these surgeries In cases of transplants, the hospital stay before and after the surgery makes up about 75 percent of the bill Some of the cost comes from liability insurance those high premiums hospitals and doctors have to pay to cover themselves in case of lawsuits A side-effect of the large amount of liability lawsuits is that doctors often order more expensive tests than needed to cover themselves, a practice called defensive medicine. Lack of insurance among more than 47 million American s drives costs up, since the uninsured use emergency rooms, and often when they ve waited so long that pricey emergency surgery is the only option Add this to the high cost of medication and medical equipment, and you can see how these price tags balloon The bottom line health insurance coverage is vital if you need one of these life-threatening and extremely expensive procedures Learn what your options are in Fighting The High Costs Of Healthcare and Buying Private Health Insurance. Still feeling uninformed Check out last week s Water Cooler Finance to see what s been happening in financial news.